I only have one wisdom tooth. I always forget exactly where it is so I guess my dentist thinks I have some sort of memory problem since I ask every time I go in. I remember that it’s on the bottom, but that’s all I got. Do you know how many you have? Am I the only freak who has less than four?
Here is an actual conversation I had on the phone with my mom once:
Mom: “I made monkey balls!”
Me: “Do you mean monkey bread?”
Mom: “Oh. Yeah. That.”
Me: “Well? Was it delicious?”
Mom: “I don’t want to think about it now.”
I have an unhealthy love of journals. Well, any paper product really. I mean I have so many blank journals I could open a small shop. Why? If I wrote everyday I couldn’t fill them all up before I die. Yet, I still want to buy more. Every time I see one I just get all happy and giggly and I can’t help myself. *Sigh* I feel the same about note cards. I am a freak. A freak with one wisdom tooth.
I have an unhealthy love of pens. Oh, wait…probably should stop at one unhealthy thing per blog post.
I had a dream last night that I was in a Kung Fu war with cast of The Big Bang Theory. Is that odd? I don’t know Kung Fu, although I kinda wish I did because it was awesome in my dream. I mean I was really, really good at it. I’m totally looking up places I can take Kung Fu. First thing tomorrow. HI-YAH!
I’ve decided to try out being vegan. I’m going to start by doing it every Monday. I would have just dived in but I think I need to do a trial run once a week first. It’s going to be a learning curve for me. Plus, I’m going to have to ease into giving up bread. I live on bread. I love bread. And pasta. And lots of things with eggs in. But I did it for a couple of days and it was great! Of course, the first thing I had the day after was pasta and bread, but…I did it for two days!
Okay. I’m going to stop there. This is long enough for a post with no pictures.
25 comments:
Meatless mondays is what Oprah is calling it and it's a good idea. I probably should take baby steps to eating raw food too . Vegans still eat cooked food though.
Good post.
Very nice random post. I must say it might be easier to go vegetarian and then vegan if you are still eating meat.
Teresa
Haha. Okay, the story about your mom was hilarious. Ha
Ah, but at least you still have some wisdom left...I had all mine removed ;)
I love how your mom was all set to discuss Monkey Balls, but not Monkey Bread LOL
Your randoms rule!
I have a freind with no wisdom teeth at all. They just never grew.
Ooops - that would be a 'FRIEND'!
I only have one wisdom tooth but because the other 3 extracted for lack of space so count yourself lucky - it was very painful. I adore notebooks too, maybe we could go into business and I will NEVER be a vegan as I actually like meat but good luck to you.
Have a great week
Wow I don't think I could become a vegan, but I guess monkey balls might push you in that direction though:@)
You would definitely win the Kung Fu war.
being random may mean being normal and being oneself.
you are cool in many ways,
enjoy your own characters.
Cute post ... love the monkey balls! Thanks for stopping by to visit ... Thanks for sharing your random wisdom.
I only had 3 wisdom teeth and my youngest daughter only has 2.
I love journals too, but my real obsession is books. I have so many books there is no possible way I could read them all in 3 lifetimes, yet I go to Half Price Books at least twice a month and stock up on more.
Pens...don't even get me started. I used to work at St. Paul Book & Stationary and I used to spend half my paycheck on pens.
If I had a dream in which I was going to be really awesome at something, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be kung fu. But more power to ya'. ;)
I have it, too. The journal and pen thing. Drives my husband crazy.
But I love 'em!
=)
I just bought a new package of pens a the store today. . .I didn't really need them, they just looked so cool! Maybe we could start a support group for people who hoard stationary!
Love your randomness. In the "olden days" we only had meat on Sunday and then ate usually 2 other meals off the leftovers. The rest were mac n cheese, soups and the like. We didn't know we were being vegetarians....lol...
I have the same issue with books that you have with journals..cookbooks especially. I have hundreds of them..more than I ever could need or use and yet I have to buy every new one I see.
sigh...
Random is good... and your random rant was ravishing... :-D PS. I had four impacted wisdom teeth removed at the same time. No joy, that.
Hee :) Random suits you well! I had all four wisdom teeth pulled out at once. They were growing sideways and had already ruined the straight teeth I had from the braces I had to wear as a kid. It sucked but at least I got it over all at once. Couldn't eat anything but porridge for a week though...
I share the same unhealthy love for journals and pens too. I just keep collecting them because they are so pretty and I dream about the things I would write in them. Except I never do. Now E finds them and draws random lines on random pages.
Good luck on being vegan!
Even though I don't eat it, the monkey bread is a favorite around this neck of the woods. Many people make it.
Your conversation with your mom cracked me up!
Monkey bread = good
Monkey balls = bad
And I have you beat ... I only have a partial wisdom tooth in the back. What's up with that? It hasn't even come up yet!
What a fun and random link to Alphabe-Thursday's letter 'R'.
This whole post made me smile!
It's cool that you're going to 'try out' Vegan.
You are just really neat...even when you're being random.
A+
Monkey balls! hahahahahahhaha
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