That’s me. My mom bought a pizza and she thought it’d be cute to take a photo of little me with a giant pizza in front of me. When she went to the other room to fetch the camera, she came back to see me with a fist full of black olives that I had picked from the pizza. Then she noticed that I still had those in my hand because I’d already stuffed as many of them in my mouth as I could fit. They were delicious.
Again, I love my mom’s priorities. Baby stuffing face with a new food – what should you do? Be wary of a choking hazard? No. Get camera and take lots of photos? Yes. Same rules apply when your toddler is drunk on Tylenol. (Read about priorities and drunkenness here.)
What’s with all the old photos lately? I guess I’m feeling nostalgic. Think anyone would notice if I decided to be a toddler again? I don’t think so, either.
I have to go because I suddenly have a craving for a pizza.
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10 comments:
Hmmm. maybe eating black olives is a baby thing. I know E loves them too. Whenever I get food with olives in them, I give them to her because I don't like them very much. Great parenting there huh?
I'd probably do the same thing your mom did with giving priority to a good photo-op. In fact, I have done that! Of course if E chokes, I'd quickly snap a few photos with one hand while helping her with the other. It's all about the ability to multi-task :)
Very cute! And I've not fallen in love with olives yet. And I love those curtains!
You hardly changed over the years, the same doll face... cute!
My kids like them but their affection for them is tainted by their father's hate. As they get older they lose it. Explain that one.
I love the old pictures! My wife is a HUGE fan of black olives ... I've never gotten into them for some reason.
Very, very cute :) Love seeing old photos...and your comments never fail to crack me up :D
Samantha LOVES black olives. Sometimes I just give them to her for a snack. I love that my kid loves food that I despise. It makes me feel like a successful mom:) Kind of like when you take your dog to the vet and he's not overweight, even though you were really scared he would be and you would get a huge lecture. It's JUST like that:)
I LOVE black olives and green olives and the Greek ones too! (That's all I know!)
Black olives are the one thing I don't like on my pizza. I found that offering them to the dogs doesn't work either! LOL
yum. Pizza. Only without the olives, please.
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